"Fear Of A Blue Hat"

Warnings: beards, a disgruntled sim, kawaii babies, Blue Hats, bad golfing, and gambling.

Previously on The Oceanside Project: Yomoshoto [Sp01] [Su01]
 

Membership has it's privileges.
 

The Crimson Crab Seafood Restaurant
64 Biltmore Highway
 

The Lambswool Nectary
26 Landgraab Avenue
 

"Master Chef"

Warnings: self sims, cat homicidal tendencies, toddler plastic surgery, debt, teddy bear obsession.

Previously on The Oceanside Project: Lambswool [Sp 01] [Su 01]
 

"Woohoo Machine"

Warnings: woohoo, smustling, cheating, and the return of Rowena De Hommel.

Previously on The Oceanside Project: Bossanova [Sp01] [WS01] [Su01]

"Keeping Up With The Landgraabs"

Warnings: bribery, shirtless Rocky Kotsomiti, messy Malcolm, sims that won't take no for an answer, and a naked bum.

Previously on The Oceanside Project: The Landgraabs ... ... ... ... ...

*In snooty voice*
Join us as we tour an extravagant home owned by the wealthiest couple in Oceanside -- the manor of politician Malcolm Landgraab, X and his wife banker Vivian Moneywell Landgraab.
 

"Taxi Driver"

Warnings: catnip, a stinky dog, environmentalists, and more old music references.
 

"The Slaughterhouse Rules"

Warnings: livestock slaughtering, gardening, meat-eating, multiplying chickens, flour sack babies, new NPCs, and pink overload.

Previously on The Goodacres' ... ...

Warnings: a joker, a thief, a fight, a rooftop band, a rockstar tot, bromance, and Brodie in her chonies almost the whole update.

Previously on The Mason-Troubadours ... ... ...

"She Talks To Trees"

Warnings: um... dunno... extreme gardening?

Wednesday, Day 10

"Orgy-palooza"

Warnings: gifs, woohoo, adult/teen woohoo, cheating, excessive PDAs, and furry men.

Previously on The Oceanside Project: NPC-palooza Special...
 

"The Desolation of Sadie"

Warnings: gifs, diary snooping, smutty romance novels, disgruntled shoppers, unkempt children, aspiration failure, a new business, and another super-long update (like there could be anything less with the Biltmores).

Previously on The Oceanside Project: The Biltmores ... ... ...
 

Summer, Year 1: Days 6-9
 

"Oceanside's Super Nanny"

Warnings: a new old NPC, disgustingly cute toddlers, an alcoholic care giver, radioactive children, a toddler Queen B.
 

Killeen's Kinder Care is a place for the toddlers of Oceanside to learn their skills before transitioning to children. Politician Malcolm Landgraab X believes it is very important to start educating the next generation as soon as possible, so he hired arts & crafts hobbyist Angie Killeen to fill the post of Nanny. Angie lives rent and tax free on her home business lot. Have a quick tour.
 

I'll have a double shot espresso with sugar-free vanilla and soy please.
 

"Rock Out With Your Coffee Out"

Warnings: woohoo, excessive smooching, over-priced coffee, bad poetry, face melting.
 

You get a condo! And you get a condo! And even you get a condo!