"The Brave Little Seamstress"

Warnings: self-sims, murderous cats, vandalism, teleporting nannies, fire, toddler surgery, and old TV and movie references.
 

"The Odd Couple"

Warnings: voyeurism, irate neighbors, dance montages, hairy sims, and a rekindled romance.
 

"Do you even know what robot means?"

"Diamonds and Pearls"

Warnings: rich sim problems, baby wanting, secret societies, vomit, frozen sims, and the return of Corleone II.

"Baking Bad"

Warnings: adult/teen relations, bad dancing, fighting, cheating, cosplay, depression, and general douche baggery.

Let them eat cake!
 

"Are You There Watcher? It's Me, Becca."

Warnings: religion, fire, slaughtered animals, water infestation, and a toddler hugglefest.

Previously on The Oceanside Project [Sp01] [Su01] [Fa01]
 

Welcome back to The Oceanside Project!
Sorry for the long wait. To make up for it here's an extra long update with a lot of annoying gifs. You're welcome. :P

"Gray Is The New Black"

Warnings: sharp nails, failed make-overs, aspiration failure, vandalism, bad poetry, job slackery, and off-key singing.

Previously on The Oceanside Project [Sp01] [MSu01] [TSu01] [Fa01]
 

"Great Expectations"

Warnings: orphans, levitating toddlers, fist fights, stinkiness, whining, cat art, and an attempt at a toddler challenge.
 

Established Winter, Year One.
Head Proprietress Felicity Wayward, Social Worker.
 

"Natural Selection"

Warnings: pushy sales sims, the Garden Club, cheating, dead plants, boobs, and avenging bees.

Previously on The Oceanside Project [NPF01] [OF01] [AF01]
 

"Origins"

Warnings: flashbacks, bubbles, hairy bad boys, aggressive dogs, cosplay, and pastels.

Previously on The Oceanside Project: Kotsomiti [NP]
 

"There Goes The Neighborhood"

Warnings: a new NPC, adult/teen relations, PDA, bubble blowing, heart-farting, and an epic smustling finale.

Previously on The Oceanside Project: NPC-palooza Special [Su01] [Fa01]
 

"Eight Is Enough"

Warnings: child endangerment, a glitchy community lot, the Garden Club Mafia, vandalism, poking, and the brief return of Flour Sack Baby

Previously on The Oceanside Project: Biltmore [Sp01] [WSp01] [Su01] [Fa01]
 

I'm quite proud of my little lab so prepare for a ridiculous amount of picture spam after the cut!
 

Fall, Year 1: Days 10-13
 

Warnings: wedding crashers, pew woohoo, ear-splitting piano playing, more badly posed photos, twoo wuv.
 

"Love And Happiness"

Warnings: ultimate bottle smack-downs, an engagement, bad match-making, naked bums, and even more ridiculously cute toddlers.

Previously on The Oceanside Project: Killeen [Su01]
 

"Furious 5"

Warnings: stinky sims, domestic violence, cat fights, and the birthday party from hell.

Previously on The Oceanside Project: Firestone [Sp01] [Sp01] [WS01] [Su01]

"The New Bohemians"

Warnings: pot, karma, nudity, gossip girls, possessed children, vandalism, and unbelievable cuteness.

Previously on The Oceanside Project: Troubadour [Sp01] [Su02]